Forex Pips

December 6th, 2014

School of Pipsology By-babypips.com

Forex newbie carrying forex books

Forex education is crucial for beginners.

This is why we’ve come up with the New School of Pipsology. More lessons, more content, and more corny jokes to satisfy your hunger for forex education.

The New School of Pipsology is designed to help you acquire the skills, knowledge, and special abilities to become a successful trader in the foreign exchange market.

Our definition of a successful trader is having the ability to do three things:

1. Make pips
2. Keep pips
3. Repeat

If you can repeatedly do these three things, then you’re on your way to being a superstar forex trader! But we warn you, it’s no cakewalk.

Remember when you were but a little teeny weeny bopper attending grade school?

No?

Well, according to our memories, here’s how it worked.

You start schooling by rolling into pre-school with your chocolate milk and snack pack. The next year, you bring your kiddie backpack to kindergarten. If you pass, you’ll join the big boys and girls in elementary school. But don’t worry, we still have nap time in Grade 1. If you pass Grade 1, the next year you’ll enter Grade 2, and so on, all the way up to Grade 12.

It basically went like this:

* Kiddie School: Pre-school and Kindergarten
* Elementary School: Grade 1 to Grade 5
* Middle School: Grade 6 to Grade 8
* Summer School
* High School: Grade 9 to 12

This is how our lessons are broken apart, so you can relive the past and also be able to learn and study forex trading techniques at your own pace.

You might have noticed that there’s summer school right before high school.

Wait. What’s that?

Summer school?

Yep. Summer school.

We think that high school is one of the most important times of your life. It’s when you get potty trained and stop using diapers, learn to read and write, and get your very first hugs and kisses from your mom and dad.

Oh wait…that was Forex Gump. Our mistake.

But for you more normal folks, to make sure you are fully prepared for high school and the awkward challenges you will face, we’ve added summer school classes to at least help ease your academic transition.

As for trying to get a date for the prom, we can’t help you there. Even Dr. Pipslow is still looking for one. And he’s 600 years old. Too bad he’s forgotten that his prom already happened 583 years ago but we feel bad breaking the news to him.

So….shhhhhhhh. It’ll be our little secret.

Aside from dating drama, try not to get senioritis in Grade 12.

Why?

Because our high school goes up to Grade 14!

But there’s more!

Just like in real life, learning doesn’t end in the high school!

If you’ve done well throughout grade school and high school, you get a full scholarship to our college! All expenses paid!

We won’t even require you to fill out any applications or write essays. That’s right….we like to hand out scholarships just as much as we like to hand out cute bunnies to Cyclopip for him to eat.

Hey now, don’t judge Cyclopip. He’s already given up eating soft cuddly cute kittens. He’s trying okay?

Let’s get back on track…

Our curriculum here at the New School of Pipsology will make a bold attempt to cover all aspects of forex trading.

Yes we are crazy, but that’s how we roll yo.

That’s also how much we believe in having a solid forex education.

You will learn how to identify trading opportunities, how to time the market (aka smart guessing), and when to take profits or close a trade.

But that’s still not all folks. There’s more!

You will also learn how to predict the future and never have a losing trade.

Yeah right. In your dreams pal.

Forex trading isn’t easy, but with a lot of studying and hard work, you can become a successful trader.

So grab your security blanket and favorite teddy bear and let’s head over to Pre-School!

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